Emotional Eater

by Perpetual Slumber

I can’t stop eating at the moment so I’m going to roast up a whole heap of veggies and eat away my feelings. It’s also cold and rainy, which I love, except for the fact that I can’t go out running or for long walks because I have no sense of balance and get blown around in the wind and I’d rather not catch a cold.

I need to be stronger. If I can’t exercise as much, my intake has to be less. Be strong. Think thin. Think skinny. Thin girls don’t eat away their feelings, so you shouldn’t either. You must get thin!